Sugar Cubes

10) Fashion primitive tools and weapons out of office supplies. They may think you’re crazy now, but when the Apocalypse comes and you’re the only one prepared…well, let’s just say they won’t be the ones snacking on your brain later *nudge nudge wink wink*.

9) Update your Web site. It actually looks like you’re doing work anyway, so why waste your time doing something pertinent to your job?

8) Play video games. Right in front of the boss. Tell him you’re doing an aggression study with the guys down in accounting that will play an integral part in the development of the company.

7) Sleep. Nothing says work like being unconscious. And nothing says “I’d rather be unconscious” better than being at work.

6) Throw forks or knives or just a big ball of foil into the microwave, turn it on, and just walk away. Hey, if anything, the office will get a new microwave that doesn’t reak of popcorn or two-year-old tomato sauce.

5) Write love letters to co-workers, but don’t sign them. Then just leave them around the office and watch the confusion spread and the sparks fly! Will we have a love connection? Let’s watch!

4) Get drunk. If it doesn’t make the time go faster, at least you’ll have some kickass story about your last day on the job when you ended up fighting the file cabinet because you thought it was hitting on the secretary.

3) Start calling people by random, odd names. People may finally leave you alone if you start calling them Mr. Picklesworth or Typhoid Mary. Try calling the boss something like Captain Embezzler or Little Joey Bear.

2) Watch people while they eat. Intently. You’re sure to make more friends than Johnny Anti-social.

1) Make your cubicle or work space into a fort. This way, work will be an adventure every day! Oh, and bring a sword. It’s not a fort without a sword!