Cerelac anyone?
October 17, 2005
I’ll turn 21 next month but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy this. It’s so yummy when hot!
Tube Tips for Women
1-If you are sitting next to a man with his legs sticking wide apart, don’t be tempted to ask him if he is about to give birth, and don’t tap him on the arm and say “Push, push”.
2- If you do have to travel in a carriage late at night by yourself sit in the very front one and at the seat next to the driver’s door. Be ready to bang sharply on it if anyone dodgy gets on and starts hassling you.
3. Don’t expect any man to stand up for you if you are looking a bit tired or frazzled. The only way to get a seat in those cases is to pretend you are about to throw up. The carriage will clear like lightening.
Iran points finger at UK over twin bombings
Hot on the heels of British and US warnings to Iran over meddling in Iraq, the Iranian president said he suspected British involvement in a double bomb attack in the southwest of the Islamic republic.
How Homer became Omar
They’re a famously dysfunctional family from small-town America but suddenly they have all learned Arabic and started talking like Egyptians.
The Simpsons have changed their name to Shamsoon. Bart, the skateboarding, gum-chewing delinquent has become Badr. Homer, his slobbish dad, has become Omar and has given up Duff beer and pork sausages, at least for the duration of Ramadan.
Unlike most cartoons on Arab TV, MBC is not aiming the satirical Simpsons at children. If the experiment proves successful, the series “will form the backbone of the network’s attempt to create a new category of adult cartoons”, it said in a press statement.
So far though, some viewers are sceptical about the series. “I watched a promo segment and it was just painful,” a blogger known as The Angry Arab wrote. “They were so unfunny and so annoying, those Arab actors … the guy who played Homer was one of the most unfunny people I ever watched. Just drop the project.”
Tags: Simpsons, entertainment
