Tube Tips for Women
October 17, 2005
1-If you are sitting next to a man with his legs sticking wide apart, don’t be tempted to ask him if he is about to give birth, and don’t tap him on the arm and say “Push, push”.
2- If you do have to travel in a carriage late at night by yourself sit in the very front one and at the seat next to the driver’s door. Be ready to bang sharply on it if anyone dodgy gets on and starts hassling you.
3. Don’t expect any man to stand up for you if you are looking a bit tired or frazzled. The only way to get a seat in those cases is to pretend you are about to throw up. The carriage will clear like lightening.
