Sugar Cubes

1. Act out your version of a company takeover.

Tried the kitchen, all cupboards were closed!

2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to “chrysanthemum”.

Only if somebody spelled that for me over the phone.

3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.

Maybe tomorrow I will

4. Sneaking in the boss’s desk could land you an unexpected promotion.

I scare him already, no need to give him a good reason for that.

5. Draw stick people in all the landscape pictures on the walls, and in the morning, be the first to point out “what a terrible thing that someone did this to such beautiful works of art”.

ummm we don’t have paintings, can I glue personal mails on each employee’s table? it would be fun to watch them trying to open letters without carrying them, with one hand, hopefully tearing what’s inside the envelope…especially letters sent to their spouses.

6. Go into the other gender’s bathroom without fear of being caught.

I thought of that today, but the thought scared the hell out of me.

7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.

Security are boring.

8. Leave prank messages on the CEO’s voice mail.

My telephone number will appear, bad idea.

9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.

No thanks, that would be a nightmare with employees like me.

10. Elevator surfing!

We don’t have one, luckily may I add. I dislike elevators.